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Do you ever get tired of your horoscope telling you to do things all the time? Well, we did. So we made our own.
See, Milk Bar is known for creating bold, outside-the-box delicacies, just like each of our personalities. So we knew picking the perfect Milk Bar treat for each star sign would be the perfect way to honor our cosmic origin and actually enjoy ourselves while doing it.
Gone are the poorly thought out birthday gifts. Gone are the awkward gatherings where different personalities just don’t mix. Gone are the nights of 5 trips to the fridge, hoping the right after-dinner treat will miraculously appear…
And here are the 12 curated Milk Bar treats for every star sign:
Aries ♈️ (March 21 – April 19): Milk Bar Gift Card
- What better choice of gift for an Aries than the gift of choice itself? Aries like to do things their own way—they throw themselves at the world (or, the delicious catalog of Milk Bar treats) eagerly and without fear. They are driven by a desire to prove their strength, and they really don’t want to waste time doing it. The Gift Card is perfect because it takes the drama of choice out of the equation and prevents any, let’s say, fiery reactions to desserts they may not have a taste for…
Taurus ♉️ (April 20 – May 20): B’Day Truffle Dozen Box
- Taureans are fine-tuned to all things sensory and stable. They love routine and are fully committed to their own comfort. That means that pleasure is a necessity for a Taurus, which is why the B’Day Truffles are the perfect symbolization of their sign. These delicious and decadent time capsules of childhood indulgence are everything a Taurus embodies—luxurious, familiar, and shareable with friends.
Gemini ♊️ (May 21 – June 20): Assorted Cookie Tin
- Geminis are social, playful, and curious. They’re also versatile, adaptable, and known to bring disparate people together… just like a box of cookies. The Assorted Cookie Tin is the perfect representation of a Gemini because it has something for everyone to enjoy. It’s a rich mix of fruity, corny, chewy, crispy, fudgy, and salty-sweet, and it’s bound to be the life of the party. (That is, assuming the Gemini already went home.)
Cancer ♋️ (June 21 – July 22): The Sweet Spot
- Sensitive and nurturing, Cancers are the sweethearts of the Zodiac, which is why The Sweet Spot is perfect for them. It’s thoughtful, dependable, and has all the classic Milk Bar favorites. For the homebody Cancer that doesn’t like too much experimentation, this bundle really does hit the sweet spot.
Leo ♌️ (July 23 – August 22): The Ultimate Birthday
- Ah yes, the lion. The king of the jungle. Leos are warm and loving, but they’re also the ultimate performers. Captivating, eloquent, dazzling, and delicious—the Ultimate Birthday bundle screams Leo. It’s top-tier, it’s go big or go home, it’s center stage. Bonus points for laying out this dessert spread on the Leo’s actual birthday (although we’re sure they could come up with a reason to celebrate any day of the year).
Virgo ♍️ (August 23 – September 22): Momofuku Milk Bar Cookbook
- Virgos are perfectionists. They have a crazy attention to detail, love to feel useful to those around them, and are attuned to the ingredients that make up any whole. So, what better symbol for a Virgo is there than a cookbook? How about a baking cookbook, which not only rewards being ultra-particular, but requires it. These delicious Milk Bar desserts are so good, they need technical perfection to be recreated at home. Only a Virgo could ace the challenge.
Libra ♎️ (September 23 – October 22): Milk Bar Pie
- Libra is a cardinal sign, and as a front-runner for the zodiac universe (initiating the fall season), the Milk Bar Pie just felt right. Libras are great at launching new initiatives, and the Milk Bar Pie was *the* dessert to put this iconic bakery on the map. It’s gooey, sticky, buttery, and salty-sweet—a true balanced indulgence that’s very in line with the aesthete personality and lifestyle of the Libra.
Scorpio ♏️ (October 23 – November 21): Chocolate Birthday Cake
- As a famous Scorpio, Marie Antoinette, once said: “let them eat cake.” But not just any cake. This iconic and decadent staple from Milk Bar is just like a Scorpio—deep, rich, and complex with many layers. Of course, chocolate is an aphrodisiac, which is also fitting for this sultry and sexy star sign. (Ooh, la, la.)
Sagittarius ♐️ (November 22 – December 21): Cookie Faves Tin
- The Sagittarius is both the fearless adventurer and the skeptical critic. The Cookie Faves Tin is perfect to represent them because it satiates the desire for adventure while championing choice. These cosmic archers want to understand how the world works and are constantly bouncing from one idea to the next, so why not give them all the best ideas (or, cookies) at once? Trust us, trying one of those Cornflake Chocolate Chip Marshmallow cookies will teach you a thing or two about the human condition, dear Sagittarius.
Capricorn ♑️ (December 22 – January 19): Birthday Cake
- Capricorns are masters of discipline, the original “workaholic.” They don’t relent from their drive to succeed often, but when they do, they like to be acknowledged for their hard work. Capricorn’s feel their best when they feel valued and respected, and nothing says “you’re doing a great job” like this legendary Milk Bar Birthday Cake.
Aquarius ♒️ (January 20 – February 18): Blueberry and Cream Cookie Tin
- Aquarius is innovative, progressive, and rebellious, and the Blueberry and Cream Cookie Tin gives all three: innovative (blueberry muffin turned cookie), progressive (unique blend of fruity, buttery goodness), and rebellious (an unusual cookie that, with the risk, became a frequently sold-out fan favorite.) Aquarius is the water bearer, the humanitarian. It’s only right they’d also be represented by that which gives you sustenance (breakfast cookie) and delight (dessert cookie).
Pisces ♓️ (February 19 – March 20): The Sweetie Gift Set
- Pisces are sensitive, gracious, and emotionally aware—and so is the act of bringing this Sweetie Gift Set to the party. As the final sign, the Pisces knows a thing or two about trial and error, which is just what Milk Bar had to go through to arrive at this curated bundle of fan-favorites. However, sensitive as they are, Pisces can easily get lost in their own emotions—so we do feel compelled to issue a warning about how succulent and heart-warming it is to bite into one of those B’Day Cake Truffles.
The Stars Have Spoken
Whether you’re looking for the perfect gift or the perfect way to treat yourself, Milk Bar has got you covered across the Zodiac. There’s no better way to align to your planetary origin than to indulge in the best treats made on your own planet Earth.
Consider this your horoscope for the week: follow your stars and follow the link to Milk Bar’s award-winning collection of desserts. We see deliciousness in your future. 🔮
